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In the province of Alberta there are only two types of hockey fans, Edmonton Oilers supporters and Calgary Flames followers. In fact, both contingents have despised each other for over twenty-seven years and in no other Albertan city is this dichotomy more evident than in the city of Red Deer, situated exactly equidistant between Edmonton and Calgary. In probably our most heated rivalry to date, Mark and the Red Deer Oiler fans face off against Calum and his clan of loyal Flames fanatics. And the punishment for the loser... none other than 'The Greasy Hooter!'


Team Oilers Fans: 7 Team Flames Fans: 12

3 Stars of the Game

  • 1st Star - Matt Sticksl (Flames Fans)
  • 2nd Star - Ryan Metzger (Oilers Fans)
  • 3rd Star - Richard Friesz (Flames Fans)

Team 1, Player 1 pic

Ryan Metzger

  • Played Jr. "A"
  • Biggest Oilers fan in Red Deer
  • Still hares Pokclington for trading #99
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5 0 5
Team 2, Player 1 pic

Richard Friesz

  • Aerial fire-fighting administrator
  • Played Jr. "A"
  • Owns Stanley Cup game-worn Nieuwendyk jersey!!!
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4 1 5

Team 1, Player 2 pic

Cam LeRose

  • Extremely Fast
  • Commerce major at U. of C.
  • Plans to buy the Flames and ship them to Siberia
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Team 2, Player 2 pic

Joey Brooks

  • Flashing technician
  • House league hero
  • Hates the Flames less than the Oilers
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Team 1, Player 3 pic

Myles Nadon

  • Electrician
  • Played Jr. "B"
  • Uses old Flames jerseys for toilet paper
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0 0 0
Team 2, Player 3 pic

Matt Sticksl

  • Compensation analyst
  • MVP of his ball hockey league
  • Refuses to use oil in his car
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3 4 7

Team 1, Player 4 pic

Carter Bowles - Goalie

  • Nickname: Manimal
  • Modern day Grant Fuhr
  • Refuses to date redheads
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0 0 0 .760 12.00
Team 2, Player 4 pic

Shane LeGrow - Goalie

  • Sociology major at the U. of C.
  • Modern day Mike Vernon
  • Looks like Tony Danza
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0 0 0 .731 7.00

Punishment Title

First Mark is greased up in oil and then tied to a rope and dragged behind a truck. Only protected by a jock and helmet, Mark launches over a number of jumps that cover him in white feathers in honour of the official bird of Alberta, the Great Horned Owl.

punishment pic 1

"Even though this punishment negatively changed my entire outlook on life, I am proud to say that I still hold the title of being the biggest, baldest, most sensual Greasy Hooter in all of Red Deer County!" - Mark

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