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Situated right smack dab on the Canada / U.S. border - St. Stephen, New Brunswick is all smiles and handshakes when it comes to relations between it and its Yankee neighbours across the river in Calais, Maine. But after Calum and Mark roll into town in the name of road hockey prowess, all the smiles and handshakes quickly turn into flag waving and cheap shots! Mark's got the Canadians and Calum's got the Americans and neither of them wants to be subject this border city punishment: 'The 1812 Barrage!'


3 Stars of the Game

  • 1st Star - Nick Ganong (Canada)
  • 2nd Star - Andrew Moffitt (Canada)
  • 3rd Star - Eric MacDonald (America)

Team 1, Player 1 pic

Andrew Moffitt

  • Plays Sr. A for St. Stephen Seahawks
  • Serious sniper
  • Has more guns than most Americans
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Team 2, Player 1 pic

David Mitchell

  • Played Jr. A and CIAU
  • He's a lawyer...
  • ... so we only have nice things to say about him
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1 0 1

Team 1, Player 2 pic

Chris Richardson

  • Systems Administrator
  • His Jr. B team changed to Sr. A so he could keep playing
  • Scale model of Captain Canuck
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Team 2, Player 2 pic

Geoff Mitchell

  • Best American player in Calais
  • Stole his wife from Canada
  • Once killed a partridge with a rock
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0 0 0

Team 1, Player 3 pic

Jeff McGinley

  • Tough checker
  • Hates Americans who think they're always right
  • Doesn't date older women. EVER!
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Team 2, Player 3 pic

Aaron Fitzpatrick - Goalie

  • Has stopped shots from Sidney Crosby
  • Sings a cappella with 'A-1 and the Sauce'
  • Doesn't eat tomatoes or onions
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0 0 0 .566 8.00

Team 1, Player 4 pic

Nick Ganong - Goalie

  • Went to Air Canada Cup for Midget AAA
  • Old School goalie
  • Self-admittd chocoholic
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0 0 0 .853 5.00
Team 2, Player 4 pic

Eric MacDonald

  • Has played hockey in MA, ME , and NB
  • Loves his low taxes
  • Wants to build a wall at the border
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Punishment Title

After captaining the apple pie loving American side, Calum is pelted by apples launched from huge sling shot devices for losing the game in St. Stephen.

punishment pic 1

"You're welcome St. Stephen! I hope you appreciate what I did for you. Holy s!#* that sucked." - Calum

punishment pic 2