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After their motorhome breaks down in Winnipeg, Mark and Calum are enticed by guest star, NHLer Jordan Tootoo, to fly up north to face off in his home town of Rankin Inlet, Nunavut. In their first trek to the territories, the boys feast on the most ferocious rivalry this side of the rocky tundra: Mark and Team Cooked Meat versus Calum, Jordan Tootoo, and Team Raw Meat! As for the icing on the cake, the loser will do a lot more than wince in discomfort trying to withstand this week's punishment, 'The Rankin Inlet High Kick!'


3 Stars of the Game

  • 1st Star - David Clark (Team Cooked)
  • 2nd Star - Pujjuut Kusugak (Team Cooked)
  • 3rd Star - Jordin Tootoo (Team Raw)

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Troy Aksalnik

  • Played Jr. B in Maitoba
  • Operates a sanitary truck
  • Doesn't mind playing dirty
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Chris Connelly

  • Played Jr. B down south
  • Hates Daniel Alfredsson
  • Loves raw whale blubber
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David Clark

  • Rankin recreation director
  • Toured Australia playing hockey
  • Once shot a whale when it scared him
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Jordin Tootoo

  • First Inuk player in the NHL
  • Nashville Predator
  • Going to eat Mark alive
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Pujjuut Kusugak

  • Played Jr. A in Ontario
  • Teaches Inuktitut
  • Loves to hunt and golf (at the same time)
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Team 2, Player 3 pic

Amauyaq Lindell

  • Captained NWT at '99 Canada Winter Games
  • Works at the high school
  • Hangs out by satellite dishes
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Dustin MacDonald - Goalie

  • 1st Inuk goalie to play pro
  • Went to same high school as Curtis Joseph
  • Hates sushi
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James Merritt - Goalie

  • Grade 10 goalie phenom
  • Loves raw caribou and goose
  • Hates cooked mushrooms
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Punishment Title

The Inuit people of the Canadian North have been practicing the traditional high kick for a very long time but they've never done anything quite like this before. The Road Hockey Rumble crew tracked down the very best high kickers they could find in Rankin to test their skills at punishing Calum. Getting kicked in the groin never looked so painful!

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"Pujjuut was wrong; I don't like that shit. I don't like that shit at all! But I gotta give credit where credit is due. Those bastards sure can kick high! And hard!" - Calum

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